Fairer Sex or not, Life's unfair!

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• My best friend said I swear a lot nowadays. Damn it! What the bloody hell am I spposed to do?
• It's their semi-annual sale and I still need to shell out $35 for sth I like which is being manufactured in good ol' Madras. Aaaaaaaaaaargggggggh! Will some girl scout find their factory in the bylanes of Chennai and sneak a few items for me? :p
• All dieting came to nought. Apparently our weighing machine is at fault and I HAVEN'T lost 10 pounds. Bah! Technicalities, I say!
• A house can be cleaned only so many times. After the millionth time, one feels maybe under the sofa is indeed the best place for dirty coffee mugs and magazines.
• Husbands should know that the time between hairstyle changes is when you say "Darling you look ravishing!" and NOT "Honey, you need a haircut!"
• But the worst is when you spend 45 minutes on a marathon ISD call, to speak to 30 members of your family celebrating the first birthday of the newest additon to the family, from 87 yr old Grandpa to 4 year old niece who says "oohniform vangi aachi. Naan school po poren. Neenga eppo vareenga?" [Uniform has been bought. I am going to school. When will you come?] and you hang up to return to a cocoon of silence.

Life Sucks! I Want Amma!