Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Notes on a Diaper -2

Month Two

By now the Calvins and Harry Potters on your book shelves have sold their prime real estate to pregnancy books written by condescending doctor-moms who just want to bore the living daylights out of you. Every page has an advice specifically written for the mother, so you make it a point to go to the nearest bookstore and buy the lucky husband his own copy of “So you’re going to be a Dad”. Then you spend the rest of the night reading it and laughing your head off while the husband snores till kingdom come.

As for hint #1, it still hasn’t made an appearance. But fret not, there’s always hint #2 to make life sexier than ever before.

Full length mirror - $20
Sexy Black Dress - $35
The Look in the smitten husband’s eyes – Priceless.

Sigh, just when you thought you could actually handle this pregnancy thingy, in walks Ms.Obnoxious Nausea, wearing 5 inch stilettos [the ones that you can’t manage to crawl in much less walk] and with an evil laugh that stays with you throughout the day. Your sense of smell increases exponentially that you can give the bomb squad dogs a run for their money.

And that’s when you realize that making out in the kitchen can no longer be steamy…not when you can smell the coconut oil you poured down the drain a month ago.

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10 Comments:

Blogger Shankari said...

Congratulations missy! U must be all excited. Let me know if you are craving for something special, I will mail it to you

3:38 PM  
Blogger Shirsha said...

Aww... Has Ms.Obnoxious Nausea taken leave of u yet? No? Then here's hoping she makes a speedy exit...
Which month is the present month...?
5th?

1:06 AM  
Blogger Manchus said...

Hey there is something called 'Sea-Band' it is used to combat sea-sickness. You can get it in a pharmacy. Try it, it might help. It has helped me this time, last time around I never knew of such a thing. BTW, I too am joining the bandwagon :)

5:58 PM  
Blogger IBH said...

oh lovely lovely......absly thrilled to read this news...all the very best dear....if u need some extra dosage of advice u know whose blog u need to knock :)

3:34 AM  
Blogger deeps said...

Hey! Congratulations!!!
:-)

3:25 PM  
Blogger Ratna said...

Congratulations! And Happy Birthday! First was not sure if it was your fiction piece or not. After reading the comments, I dared to congratulate.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Preethi said...

Hey just came in to say, i like your blogs and read them... keep them coming!

8:09 PM  
Blogger Vidhya Rajesh said...

hi... how are you doing ? hope the baby and you are fine ...
why no blogs since long ?
I tagged you - see my blog.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Primalsoup said...

Boo!

5:13 AM  
Blogger Preethi said...

Linking your blog to mine... but do do write!!

4:48 PM  

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