You know you're a NEW MOM when

• you still waddle to the bathroom...8 months AFTER giving birth :)
• the 7 AM grocery shopping becomes a blessing!
• The Mr's offer to load the dishwasher once a week makes him a Superhero in your eyes.
• less baby food and more frizz makes it a 'good hair day'.
• a spontanoeous night about town with your girlfriends needs a 2 week notice.
• a date night is just an excuse to slouch on the couch and snooze before you hit 'Play' button.
• 'Baby is sleeping' replaces 'I love you' as the most romantic 3 words you ever want to hear!