Why it is imperative to have a girlfriend in Office...

• So you can communicate laughter through your eyes, every time the bald, middle aged desi ~S asks, "Do you mind my teasing Kumari?" and you answer "I don't mind you at all!" and the sarcasm bounces off him.
• To let you know that you have smudged your kajal.
• To exchange comments on how much weight one has lost/gained and the subsequent diet plan to follow.
• To label anyone who thinks too much of their weight as 'crazy' and laugh mindlessly at us falling in that category.
• So you can know if that particular pair of trousers makes your butt jutt out or not.
• To have that someone who will whisper if your bra is peeking or if there is VPL and also lend you her jacket.
• Bitch about our respective boyfriends/husbands, as the case maybe and then go home and the hug the same Bugbear for all that he is not :)

Most important reason is because MAN ain't the same twisted-DNA!